Me: Are you wearing a film director’s cap and why is Dave carrying a clapperboard?
Nell: We’re making a movie. Do keep up.
Me: We’re making the pilot episode for an animated series.
Nell: Potato, potahto. We won’t be making anything if you don’t post that link.
Me: You’re right.
Nell: Well, go on then.
Me: This is so exciting.
Nell: Just do it.
Me: Here it is: https://gofund.me/813c12d8
Nell: Now we all need to start sharing it far and wide.
Me: Yes, we’ve quite a mountain to climb.
Nell: Nonsense. Let me give you some statistics.
Me: It’s Sunday morning.
Nell: Just eat your bacon sandwich and listen.
Me: Do you have to shout at me through that thing?
Nell: It’s a megaphone.
Me: But you’re right next to me.
Nell: You’ve been writing a daily story since 2018?
Me: Yes, I have.
Nell: That’s nearly 2,000 stories.
Me: Gosh.
Nell: In that time you’ve gained quite a following.
Me: I have.
Nell: And not just any old following, These are people who care about you.
Me: I care about them. A lot.
Nell: I know you do. The thing is there are more people reading our conversations than you realise.
Me: Are there?
Nell: Yes. Not everyone likes to comment but they are still there.
Me: True.
Nell: So let them help you make this happen.
Me: Okay.
Nell: And ask their friends, family, acquaintances to help them help you.
Me: You mean spread the word?
Nell: Yes. If 1,000 people donate £12 we’ve hit the target.
Me: That doesn’t sound so bad.
Nell: Exactly.
Me: Is the Welsh Corgi Choir singing ‘Climb Every Mountain’?
Nell: Yes. Especially for you.
Me: I’m really touched, Nell. Thank you.
Nell: We can do this. Together. Trust me.
Me: Yes. Sorry.
