The Small Bed

Nell: I am very annoyed with you.

Me: What have I done now?

Nell: I found this small bed on my sofa

Me: Yes it is Poppy’s.

Nell: And where is mine?

Me: Yours is upstairs. You don’t need it downstairs. You have the sofa.

Nell: Does it look like I have the sofa?

Me: Well, no it looks like you are trying to squeeze into Poppy’s bed.

Nell: If I put my bed on your sofa would you like to squeeze into it?

Me: No.

Nell: Exactly.