Me: Why is Dave’s bed on the sofa?
Nell: David is enjoying the view. He can see more from up there.
Me: Darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy. I just want to cuddle him.
Nell: I know.
Me: It’s such a beautiful frosty morning and so lovely to see the sun. I don’t mind how cold it is if the sun is shining.
Nell: You would if you were out there. Fortunately the llamas have ski suits and boots.
Me: I like their hats. Very colourful.
Nell: Knitwear Wolf made sure they had one each. You need to keep your ears warm in this weather.
Me: I know. I’m very thankful for my all encasing hat.
Nell: We all are.
Me: I’m actually rather surprised that Gladys is still Gliding outside.
Nell: Needs must. We are in lockdown. All the gyms are closed.
Me: Gladys never uses a gym. None of you do.
Nell: I beg your pardon? For all you know I might have been going to Zumba classes for years.
Me: Seriously?
Nell: Of course not. Do I look like a Zumba fanatic?
Me: Not really.
Nell: Pilates is more my thing. I leave Zumba to The Cat.
Me: The Cat does Zumba?
Nell: Oh yes. It loves it. It says it reminds it of the Carnival in Rio.
Me: I’m not even going to go there.
Nell: Probably wise.
Me: Has Dorothy recovered from yesterday’s incident?
Nell: Yes. Pamela explained the misunderstanding and Squawk has been reported to Book a Beefy.
Me: Have they responded yet?
Nell: Yes. They’re looking into it and they offered Pamela a free delivery.
Me: Good.
Nell: I told Pamela to ask for Terry.
Me: Yes. Terry hasn’t put a claw wrong. See what I did there?
Nell: Do stop.
Me: Yes. Sorry.
