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Regrets, Dave’s Had a Few

Me: It’s a horribly grey day today, Nell. I’ve been listening to the rain for hours.

Nell: It’s November.

Me: I might ask Kev to light a fire later and just hunker down with a good book.

Nell: That’s what Charlie and I are going to do.

Me: Is it raining up there, too?

Nell: It is. Poppy is wearing a sou’wester.

Me: Why?

Nell: I have no idea.

Me: Is she going for a walk in the rain?

Nell: No, she’s making bread rolls to go with our vegetable soup.

Me: It must be awfully hot.

Nell: That’s what I said. Moving on, why is David carrying an enormous piece of toast in his mouth?

Me: I think he might be eating it by mistake.

Nell: So do I. It isn’t even buttered and there’s no sign of any marmalade.

Me: He probably took it before it was ready.

Nell: He shouldn’t have taken it at all.

Me: He’s become a little bit naughty recently.

Nell: He’s been spending too much time with Nigel.

Me: Don’t bring Nigel into this. He isn’t even here.

Nell: It’s true.

Me: Anyway, I think Dave might be regretting it now.

Nell: I’m sure he is.

Me: Today’s the right sort of day to be feeling regretful.

Nell: What are you talking about?

Me: It’s hard to feel regretful on a sunny day.

Nell: Is it?

Me: Yes. It’s ever so much easier on a grey and rainy day like today.

Nell: Are you feeling regretful about something?

Me: I probably shouldn’t have had a second slice of Swiss Roll.

Nell: For breakfast?

Me: No, for tea yesterday. Herr Hoffmann filled it with homemade strawberry jam and clotted cream and I simply couldn’t resist.

Nell: You’re as greedy as David.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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