What on earth is going on?

Me: You look thoroughly disgruntled.

Nell: I’m trying to work things out. Something about all this bad behaviour simply doesn’t make sense.

Me: Welcome to my world.

Nell: This really isn’t like Myfanwy. She never used to care if someone was KC registered or not.

Me: Well, she does now.

Nell: And I just came across some extraordinary goings on at The Barn.

Me: Are the larger animals trampolining again?

Nell: No. After Monty the Moose bounced Gladys over the hedge they’ve stopped.

Me: Is it poker? Only I know The Cat was looking for players.

Nell: No. It’s not the larger animals at all. It’s Sidney.

Me: Sidney the bad spider? Is he still here?

Nell: Yes. David says he is not really a bad spider.

Me: Just misled?

Nell: Exactly. Anyway, after talking to Joyce this morning I thought I would have a little chat with Sidney.

Me: Good idea.

Nell: You won’t believe what I found.

Me: I just might. Was he eating Laverbread again?

Nell: No.

Me: Was he wearing a Welsh hat like the llamas?

Nell: No. But llamas were involved.

Me: Gosh. How exciting. Tell me more.

Nell: Sidney was on a zoom call when I arrived.

Me: I didn’t know he had a laptop.

Nell: That’s not the point. He borrowed David’s iPawed.

Me: My darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy. So generous.

Nell: Anyway, don’t you want to know who else was on the call?

Me: Yes.

Nell: Myfanwy, the llamas and Seamus.

Me: Seamus? Naughty Nigel’s brother?

Nell: Yes, and last but not least, Lady Anwen.

Me: How odd.

Nell: And they were all speaking Welsh.

Me: There is definitely something fishy going on.

Nell: Don’t start bringing fish into this, please. I have enough to deal with already.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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