The hotel takes dogs

Nell: I’m annoyed with you.

Me: What have I done now?

Nell: Instead of waiting for my decision on Fido you swan off somewhere.

Me: I didn’t swan off, Nell. You know I’ve got a Writers’ Weekend. I had to go.

Nell: Then you burst in at 6pm causing murder and mayhem and upsetting the puppies and left again taking Kev with you.

Me: Kev came with me to the dinner.

Nell: Leaving me to deal with the upset.

Me: What upset?

Nell: And not returning until 10.30pm.

Me: What happened?

Nell: Harriet accused David of jumping as he nearly knocked over Postman Tony today.

Me: He did but Tony loves Dave.

Nell: And David said it was bouncing not jumping and bouncing is allowed.

Me: Is it?

Nell: No. And nobody is happy that you appear to have got away scot free with injuring Fido so don’t think it’s forgotten.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: By the way, don’t you think I should be the one accompanying you?

Me: Ideally yes.

Nell: The hotel takes dogs so don’t even try that excuse.

Me: I mentioned you all a lot. Especially you, Nell.

Nell: Especially me?

Me: Yes.

Nell: Are you going there tomorrow?

Me: Yes.

Nell: Without me?

Me: Yes. It’s just a lot of writers writing. You would get bored.

Nell. The hotel takes dogs.

Me: Sorry.

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