Me: Have you got a minute?
Nell: It’s Sunday.
Me: I know but I thought we could have a chat.
Nell: A day of rest.
Me: I realise that Nell but it wouldn’t be for long.
Nell: Everyone is entitled to a day off.
Me: Are you saying that talking to me is work?
Nell: It’s still Sunday.
Me: OK but you are mean.
Nell: Still Sunday.
Me: Sorry.
