Me: You seem a little out of sorts today.
Nell: You noticed.
Me: It’s hard not to Nell. You have been sighing heavily for the past hour.
Nell: Yes.
Me: It’s a Bank Holiday weekend. Chris is visiting. Happy times.
Nell: Who is Neil?
Me: Neil?
Nell: Someone mentioned a handsome Neil.
Me: Oh.
Nell: You laughed. A lot.
Me: It was just a misunderstanding Nell. I posted a photo of you and someone thought you were Neil. People have got it wrong before.
Nell: I was supposed to be handsome Neil?
Me: Yes. It’s funny really.
Nell: Is it?
Me: At least you were handsome.
Nell: So if I post a photo of you and someone says “Oh look there is handsome Stanley” you would be fine about it.
Me: Well, no I wouldn’t. Stanley doesn’t sound like Sara.
Nell: Stan then.
Me: I’m not Stanley.
Nell: But you are handsome.
Me: Sorry.
