Me: You seem a little out of sorts today.

Nell: You noticed.

Me: It’s hard not to Nell. You have been sighing heavily for the past hour.

Nell: Yes.

Me: It’s a Bank Holiday weekend. Chris is visiting. Happy times.

Nell: Who is Neil?

Me: Neil?

Nell: Someone mentioned a handsome Neil.

Me: Oh.

Nell: You laughed. A lot.

Me: It was just a misunderstanding Nell. I posted a photo of you and someone thought you were Neil. People have got it wrong before.

Nell: I was supposed to be handsome Neil?

Me: Yes. It’s funny really.

Nell: Is it?

Me: At least you were handsome.

Nell: So if I post a photo of you and someone says “Oh look there is handsome Stanley” you would be fine about it.

Me: Well, no I wouldn’t. Stanley doesn’t sound like Sara.

Nell: Stan then.

Me: I’m not Stanley.

Nell: But you are handsome. 

Me: Sorry.

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