Me: I was thinking about the meaning of life.
Nell: Oh no.
Me: What are we here for?
Nell: Good grief.
Me: Why are we here?
Nell: Please stop.
Me: Who are we?
Nell: That’s it.
Me: What are you doing?
Nell: Literally or figuratively?
Me: No, really what on earth are you doing?
Nell: I am wearing a tea towel on my head so
I don’t have to listen to you anymore.
Me: That’s mean.
Nell: That’s life, baby.