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Marvin is Smiling but Henry and Horst are still Missing

Nell: There’s Marvin. I haven’t seen him in a while.

Me: Look at his sweet smile.

Nell: Charming.

Me: He’s so happy that Chris and Shannon are home again.

Nell: I’m sure he is.

Me: You used to be furious with me when I’d go to Portugal for a few weeks with my mother without you.

Nell: Nonsense.

Me: You wouldn’t talk to me for the first few days.

Nell: You should have taken me with you.

Me: I couldn’t take you on the plane, Nell.

Nell: You took me everywhere.

Me: I thought about you all the time I was away.

Nell: Moving on, is there any news of Henry and Horst?

Me: No. We’ve put posters up in the village and Dave’s out canvassing.

Nell: Canvassing? This isn’t an election.

Me: He’s going door to door.

Nell: Is David wearing a hat?

Me: Yes, the feathered one.

Nell: Henry and Horst loved that hat.

Me: I know. I have a rather difficult question, Nell.

Nell: Ask away. Difficult questions don’t bother me.

Me: Can woodlice be Guardians?

Nell: Of course.

Me: If there were new woodlice Guardians, would you know?

Nell: Of course not. I’m not a Terrestrial Crustacean.

Me: I beg your pardon?

Nell: That’s what a woodlouse is.

Me: I thought it was an insect. Henry and Horst ran the Insect Surveillance Team.

Nell: You can run something and not be something.

Me: True.

Nell: If you’re asking me if they’re up here, my answer would be probably not.

Me: Why?

Nell: It would be nigh-on impossible for me to find them but they could easily find me and they would.

Me: Aren’t there an awful lot of dog Guardians?

Nell: Absolutely, but Henry and Horst are trained professionals. They can find anyone.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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