Me: What do you think about having your very own Cuddle Nell?
Nell: She’s very small.
Me: She is.
Nell: But extremely well behaved.
Me: That’s good to hear.
Nell: Unlike the Stuffed Tiger.
Me: We don’t know it’s done anything wrong,
Nell: It’s not to be trusted.
Me: And Cuddle Nell is?
Nell: Of course. She listens quietly to everything I say.
Me: Does she?
Nell: We had a lovely chat. I felt myself opening up to her.
Me: Really?
Nell: Have you noticed how she tilts her head to one side?
Me: Yes, I have.
Nell: It’s a sign she’s paying attention.
Me: So she can stay?
Nell: She can. But not in my bed.
Me: Why?
Nell: It’s too dangerous. David could squash her.
Me: Could he carry her around?
Nell: Certainly not. We don’t want that. He has a soft mouth but he’s very careless. She could end up in the garden.
Me: True.
Nell: She can share my yellow chair.
Me: That’s unusually kind of you.
Nell: But only if I’m in it. I don’t want her sitting there alone.
Me: It’s lovely to think of people owning their own Cuddle Nell, isn’t it?
Nell: Yes. As long as they look after her.
Me: They will. I’m sure of it.
Nell: Because I know she will look after them.
Me: Shall I share the link again to Canterbury Bears?
Nell: Yes. It’s coming up to Christmas and a Cuddle Nell would make the perfect present.
Me: It would. The link is https://www.canterburybears.com/products/conversations-with-nell-handmade-dog.
Nell: If you sign up to their email list you can save 10%.
Me: Yes.
Nell: I’m truly honoured Canterbury Bears have welcomed me into their family.
Me: So am I. She’s really lovely.
Nell: Are you getting emotional again?
Me: Yes. Sorry.
