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Muskoka Chairs and Maildogs

Nell: Is that dear Marvin in Toronto?

Me: Yes, he’s helping Shannon and Chris make Muskoka chairs on the deck at his new house.

Nell: Muskoka chairs?

Me: Apparently there’s a district in Ontario called Muskoka and the chairs are famous.

Nell: I see.

Me: A Muskoka chair is a deeply reclined wooden or plastic outdoor lounge chair featuring a fan-shaped back, sloping seat, and exceptionally wide armrests.

Nell: You looked that up.

Me: I did.

Nell: You didn’t need to. We could see what it’s going to look like from the photo.

Me: Alright, Smarty Pants.

Nell: Why has Marvin got his head in a box?

Me: He’s practising being a Maildog.

Nell: What are you talking about?

Me: It’s their mail box and he’s going to collect the letters.

Nell: Not a good idea.

Me: Why?

Nell: Letters and parcels can be easily and almost unintentionally chewed.

Me: Almost unintentionally?

Nell: An animal can get carried away in the excitement.

Me: I see what you mean.

Nell: Marvin may need to find a different job.

Me: Maybe he could just check it’s empty at the end of the day?

Nell: What if it isn’t?

Me: True.

Nell: Moving on, the Weather Guardians tell me you can expect rain today.

Me: We had some first thing this morning.

Nell: Are you going to your aqua class?

Me: Of course. You’re not about to tell me not to get wet, are you? Only that would be a little odd.

Nell: You can’t jump around in a pool and not get wet.

Me: Yes, that’s what I meant.

Nell: But you can get wet clothes in the rain and putting on wet clothes after a swim is not pleasant at all.

Me: You’re right.

Nell: I usually am.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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