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The Chicken Broth Debacle

Me: Why are you looking at me like that?

Nell: Today is Sunday.

Me: I know it is.

Nell: What does Sunday mean?

Me: Sunday is a day of rest.

Nell: Yes.

Me: It starts with a good breakfast, usually involving bacon and always involving eggs.

Nell: What else?

Me: We celebrate Sunday Songs mostly outside in the field but maybe in The Barn today if it doesn’t stop raining.

Nell: Umbrellas and raincoats will be provided. What happens next?

Me: Reading the Sunday papers in front of the fire until the Sunday roast is ready?

Nell: Ha!

Me: Why did you say ‘Ha’?

Nell: Because we aren’t having a Sunday roast.

Me: Oh.

Nell: Because someone told Herr Hoffmann we’d been eating a lot of rich food recently and a light chicken broth would do.

Me: I’m not sure I said ‘light’.

Nell: What on earth is John Mane going to say when he arrives for lunch and is presented with a bowl of broth?

Me: I’m sure he won’t mind.

Nell: Especially after all the excitement of yesterday with his mad gallop across the sands followed by a fruitless search and a dangerous swim home.

Me: The tide was only starting to come in.

Nell: It was enough to get his hooves wet.

Me: He’s going to have to stay over on the island if he wants to find Lionel. A quick visit isn’t enough.

Nell: David wants to go with him next time.

Me: Dave does?

Nell: He’s the size of a small pony and he’s the Mayor of Kingsbridge.

Me: I don’t like that idea at all.

Nell: He’s been offered the use of the Agatha Christie Beach House.

Me: Can I go, too?

Nell: After the Chicken Broth Debacle? I think not.

Me: No. Sorry.

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