Tuesday Playfulness

Me: For an older lady you can see really well when a biscuit comes flying at you.

Nell: Less of the old, please.

Me: Just saying there’s not a lot wrong with your long distance eyesight.

Nell: Talking of eyesight, have you seen my reading glasses?

Me: There’ll be in your handbag.

Nell: Have you seen my handbag?

Me: Your memory’s not always the best, is it?

Nell: My memory’s fine. David loves to take my handbag and hide Gladys in it so that’s probably what’s happened.

Me: I’m glad to see him getting playful again. Darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy.

Nell: Herr Hoffmann taking over the kitchen has made a huge difference. David is much happier as a sous chef.

Me: Yes.

Nell: Remember he is also the Mayor of Kingsbridge.

Me: And Indiana Bones. How is filming going?

Nell: Better now we’re all back on the beach.

Me: I still think that lion has something to do with Herr Hoffmann’s fishing trip.

Nell: Lionel wasn’t even there.

Me: I bet he rubbed out Herr Hoffman’s message.

Nell: The sea did that.

Me: Herr Hoffmann doesn’t like him.

Nell: Why do you think that?

Me: He was making Apfelstrudel and he said ‘Paws off ze pastry.’

Nell: He says that to David all the time.

Me: Yes, but he does it with a smile. What was that lion doing in the kitchen in the first place?

Nell: Collecting elevenses for the cast and crew.

Me: Stealing for himself, more like it.

Nell: Nonsense. Did David just walk past carrying my handbag?

Me: Yes.

Nell: Was Gladys inside it wearing a tiara?

Me: It was definitely some kind of sparkly crown.

Nell: I’ll have to pretend to be annoyed.

Me: They’ll love that.

Nell: I know.

Me: Of course. Sorry.

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