Nell: It’s good to see Nigel out and about.
Me: Yes, isn’t it? And look at those beautiful views.
Nell: Where is that?
Me: Start Point. It’s on the other side.
Nell: What other side?
Me: The Big Sea side.
Nell: What are you talking about?
Me: I grew up in Torquay on the Big Sea side.
Nell: Is the sea bigger on that side?
Me: No, but it feels different on the coastal road towards Dartmouth. Sort of bigger.
Nell: Start Point isn’t on that map.
Me: It’s the furthest point on the bottom right hand side. There’s even a lighthouse.
Nell: The lighthouse isn’t on the map either.
Me: And the road that was damaged in the storms is the one running up the coast on the far right.
Nell: I’ve been along there.
Me: Yes, you have.
Nell: In an open top car with you and Alice.
Me: Yes, that was a fun holiday. The weather was so perfect we never had to put the roof up once.
Nell; The car was covered in leaves.
Me: It was.
Nell: Start Point needs to be on the map.
Me: Fine, I’m putting another one on. Is that better?
Nell: Yes, now you can see Start Point and the lighthouse.
Me: You can.
Nell: And Hope Cove. Where’s our island?
Me: I don’t know why it isn’t on there.
Nell: It should be there across from Bigbury and Bantham.
Me: I’m not putting a third map on, Nell.
Nell: At least Dartmoor is on there, I suppose.
Me: Yes.
Nell: Start Point is on both sides, by the way. The Big Sea Side and the other side.
Me: I know.
Nell: It’s disgraceful that our island isn’t on there. Find a better map next time, please.
Me: Yes. Sorry.
