What was Poppy telling Kev?

Me: What was Poppy telling Kev at Sunday Thoughts? Everyone seemed awfully involved.

Nell: It’s called Morning Thoughts.

Me: But it’s Sunday.

Nell: Stop complicating things. Morning Thoughts and Sunday Songs. Where’s your hat?

Me: I didn’t know I was supposed to be wearing one. You aren’t.

Nell: The Cat wants to see yours.

Me: Why?

Nell: Rumour has it that you don’t actually have one.

Me: I have my all encasing hat and a cat one with ears.

Nell: Stop right there.

Me: I don’t really wear hats.

Nell: You’re going to have to tell The Cat. I’m not doing it for you.

Me: Okay.

Nell: Don’t mention the cat hat. It won’t go down well.

Me: Right.

Nell: And accept any hat it chooses for you with grateful thanks.

Me: I’m not sure about that, Nell.

Nell: No arguing. The Cat has enough in its bowl already.

Me: The Cat doesn’t eat out of a bowl. It likes a china plate.

Nell: That is not the point and nobody eats soup from a plate, or jelly and ice cream for that matter.

Me: Will I have to wear the hat to Sunday Songs?

Nell: The llamas are wearing theirs.

Me: And the Welsh Corgi Choir?

Nell: Of course.

Me: Why?

Nell: It’s Sunday, it’s sunny and it’s nearly the Jubilee weekend.

Me: I don’t know why you aren’t wearing one then.

Nell: There’s a very good reason for that.

Me: And?

Nell: And what?

Me: What’s the reason?

Nell: I can’t tell you yet.

Me: Does Kev know?

Nell: Maybe.

Me: Is that what Poppy was telling him? He ended up laughing so it can’t be anything bad.

Nell: You’re probably right.

Me: So what was Poppy telling Kev?

Nell: Better go and ask her.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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