Nell’s Day and International Mother’s Day

Me: It’s Mother’s Day today almost everywhere in the world except for the UK.

Nell: Yes, I know it is.

Me: So Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there in every shape or form. You are greatly loved.

Nell: We hope you are being thoroughly spoilt and having a wonderful day.

Me: Talking of wonderful days, Kev and I decided to treat you to one yesterday.

Nell: You did. It was most unexpected and I enjoyed every minute of it.

Me: I think we should call it Nell’s Day. Lunch by the sea, followed by a walk along the river bank and a gentle paddle.

Nell: I do enjoy a gentle paddle.

Me: It was really lovely, wasn’t it?

Nell: Yes, it did us all good.

Me: I’m not sure Poppy and the Puppies would agree.

Nell: They were fine. They are going down to the beach later today after Poppy’s roast.

Me: Yes. Are we expecting any visitors?

Nell: PC Panda said he might pop in.

Me: Officially?

Nell: Of course not. It’s Sunday. He can’t resist Poppy’s Yorkshire Puddings.

Me: Are the llamas still dancing at Sunday Songs?

Nell: No. They’re one llama down after the twisted ankle incident so Gladys said they are best sitting this one out.

Me: Llamas aren’t that good at sitting.

Nell: You know what I mean.

Me: Is The Cat joining us?

Nell: No. It’s far too busy working on the jubilee costumes so David is going to take over a plated dinner later.

Me: Is that wise?

Nell: The Cat loves plated dinners.

Me: But why Dave?

Nell: David is the perfect choice. He has sturdy legs and strong teeth.

Me: For chewing?

Nell: No. For carrying the wicker basket with The Cat’s plated dinner.

Me: Of course. Sorry.

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