Me: Don’t look at me like that.
Nell: Poppy and I were lured to the vets under false pretences.
Me: I didn’t want to worry you.
Nell: I was expecting warm water walking and a massage with Chloe. Not sharp needles and nasty kennel cough medicine.
Me: You have to have your yearly boosters, Nell. We need to keep you safe.
Nell: Poppy couldn’t believe it when they led me away.
Me: I know. She just stared out of the window.
Nell: I told her she was having a massage too.
Me: I see.
Nell: What about Dave and Harriet?
Me: They had their vaccinations a few days ago.
Nell: Why didn’t they say anything?
Me: I asked them not to.
Nell: How could you put David in a position like that? Harriet is used to subterfuge. It’s her job as a spy. But David hates any kind of deceit.
Me: I know. My darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy wears his heart on his sleeve.
Nell: Don’t be ridiculous. David doesn’t wear sleeves.
Me: It’s just a saying. Talking of hearts. The vet says you have a really strong heart and you are doing ever so well on your monthly injections.
Nell: That’s good to hear.
Me: Both Dave and Harriet are in perfect condition and at their correct weight.
Nell: Excellent. And Poppy?
Me: I’m not sure. I think Poppy may have caused a bit of a rumpus.
Nell: A rumpus?
Me: Yes. I’m not sure about her weight. They brought her back to the car at high speed after her inoculations.
Nell: Poppy doesn’t like any poking or prodding.
Me: No, unless she is doing it. Thank goodness she didn’t have her sword.
Nell: She says she is taking it with her next time.
Me: Oh dear. Sorry.
