News from Terry

Me: It was glorious down on the beach, wasn’t it?

Nell: Most invigorating.

Me: And you joined the puppies for a swim.

Nell: Stop calling them puppies. David and Harriet will be 5 next year.

Me: Was the water cold?

Nell: It’s November. Of course it was cold.

Me: I’m just amazed that you can swim in it.

Nell: A Labrador isn’t bothered by the cold. We’re not whippets.

Me: You like your warm blanket and duvet, Nell.

Nell: Yes, when I get home. You won’t see me wearing a coat when I’m out. Unless I’m attending a garden party, or a wedding of course.

Me: Don’t forget the hat.

Nell: I never forget the hat. Now, Terry told me something most interesting when he delivered the calendar.

Me: What calendar?

Nell: The Conversations with Nell 2022 Calendar. Do keep up.

Me: I didn’t know it was out yet.

Nell: It isn’t quite. Just almost and needs checking. Where was I?

Me: Why are we using Book a Beefy to deliver them? I thought people were going to buy them online from our World of Nell shop?

Nell: This was a one off. Anyway, that’s not the point. Terry says The Beefies are most unhappy about the biscuits.

Me: Why?

Nell: Nobody wants them.

Me: Good.

Nell: They are having to eat them themselves.

Me: Serves them right.

Nell: And now Portliness is becoming a Problem.

Me: I noticed their tummies seemed rounder but I thought it was just this time of year.

Nell: Terry says the suppliers are most annoyed about the lack of sales.

Me: The suppliers should have thought about that before they tainted the biscuits and made people lose their voices.

Nell: That was the whole point of it though, wasn’t it?

Me: Oh yes. Sorry.

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