Poor Knitwear Wolf

Me: You’ve got that look.

Nell: I’m very disappointed.

Me: Is it because Knitwear Wolf is wearing a loose cardigan?

Nell: Certainly not. Rupert is completely justified in dressing down this morning.

Me: Is it because of that letter from Myfanwy?

Nell: It is.

Me: I thought it might be.

Nell: We must all keep a special eye on him. Poppy made him two boiled eggs with soldiers for breakfast.

Me: Did he eat them?

Nell: He wasn’t hungry which was fortunate because David ate them by mistake. He was helping take the top off the eggs and just carried on.

Me: It’s easily done.

Nell: Yes, but he’d had a bowl of porridge already.

Me: Porridge isn’t the same, though. It’s good for you food. Like quinoa and kale.

Nell: Anyway, that’s not the point. Rupert is suffering and needs our support.

Me: What was in the letter?

Nell: Myfanwy has ended it.

Me: Oh no.

Nell: Apparently he isn’t good enough for her.

Me: Rupert? Not good enough? That’s ridiculous. He’s handsome and brave.

Nell: He doesn’t have enough corgi in him.

Me: He’s a wolf. He won’t have any corgi in him.

Nell: You never know nowadays though, do you? Not all of us are Kennel Club registered. Ask Poppy.

Me: Where has all this come from?

Nell: Myfanwy has been zooming regularly with Lady Anwen and the royal corgis and they have been filling her head with nonsense.

Me: Poor Knitwear Wolf. Nell?

Nell: Yes.

Me: You know you said we were keeping a special eye on Rupert?

Nell: Yes.

Me: Does that include his motorbike? Only Gladys and Alejandro just rode past on it.

Nell: Were they wearing helmets?

Me: Yes, everyone was.

Nell: Everyone?

Me: Princess and Our Penguin were in the sidecar. Sorry.

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