Saturday snoozing

Me: So how did it go in London?

Nell: They’re sleeping so whisper.

Me: Is Dave still being Considered?

Nell: Yes. He did extremely well on Disguise but stumbled on Avoiding Temptation as expected.

Me: Was it a scone?

Nell: No, much worse.

Me: Not a sausage?

Nell: No. A bacon sandwich.

Me: Dave loves a bacon sandwich.

Nell: Yes. He was sent in disguised as a vegetarian builder.

Me: Was he dressed as a builder?

Nell: Of course, he was wearing a hard hat and a belt.

Me: Kev wears a belt and he isn’t a builder

Nell: No, a tool belt. But that isn’t the point. Everyone was eating bacon sandwiches and they left one on the table.

Me: Oh no.

Nell: He managed a few minutes but then he simply couldn’t resist.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: He only ate half though, so it wasn’t a complete fail.

Me: It sort of was.

Nell: Sally has agreed to start him on something easier next time like cheese.

Me: Yes, he was thrown in the deep end.

Nell: No water was involved.

Me: Shame. Dave would have sailed through that. See what I did there?

Nell: Do stop.

Me: What about The Cat and Gladys?

Nell: They both failed at Keeping a Low Profile.

Me: Why am I not surprised?

Nell: Gladys was supposed to be a shy builder but you don’t start contemporary dancing if you’re trying to be inconspicuous.

Me: No.

Nell: And The Cat insisted on sequins and feathers.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: But their Distraction Skills were outstanding. They allowed Harriet to quietly film what she needed to, without anyone noticing.

Me: You don’t mean they were actually on a proper mission?

Nell: Of course they were. Sally wasn’t going to waste resources.

Me: No, of course not. Sorry.

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