Nell: I simply cannot believe that Jago could do such a thing. Selling his Starbarks to the Beefies. It’s outrageous.
Me: I know.
Nell: They have renamed it Starbeaks.
Me: Dreadful.
Nell: What kind of a name is that?
Me: Maybe they are hoping people won’t notice.
Nell: They are selling fish.
Me: Yes. Poppy told me.
Nell: Salmon scones.
Me: Yuck.
Nell: Bass bagels.
Me: That’s so wrong.
Nell: Mackerel muffins.
Me: At least the coffee doesn’t have fish in it.
Nell: Poppy said it was full of seagulls.
Me: The coffee? How disgusting.
Nell: Don’t be ridiculous. The cafe.
Me: Oh. Imagine the noise.
Nell: And there’s a photo of Stephen Seagull over the door.
Me: Unbelievable. Where is Poppy?
Nell: Having a lie down. Harriet is looking after her.
Me: And John?
Nell: He’s gone to get his brother Jarvis from the Dartmouth branch. They want some answers from Jago.
Me: I bet they do. Honestly, I’m lost for words.
Nell: You had better not be.
Me: No, you’re right. Sorry.
