Nell: I simply cannot believe that Jago could do such a thing. Selling his Starbarks to the Beefies. It’s outrageous.

Me: I know.

Nell: They have renamed it Starbeaks.

Me: Dreadful.

Nell: What kind of a name is that?

Me: Maybe they are hoping people won’t notice.

Nell: They are selling fish.

Me: Yes. Poppy told me.

Nell: Salmon scones.

Me: Yuck.

Nell: Bass bagels.

Me: That’s so wrong.

Nell: Mackerel muffins.

Me: At least the coffee doesn’t have fish in it.

Nell: Poppy said it was full of seagulls.

Me: The coffee? How disgusting.

Nell: Don’t be ridiculous. The cafe.

Me: Oh. Imagine the noise.

Nell: And there’s a photo of Stephen Seagull over the door.

Me: Unbelievable. Where is Poppy?

Nell: Having a lie down. Harriet is looking after her.

Me: And John?

Nell: He’s gone to get his brother Jarvis from the Dartmouth branch. They want some answers from Jago.

Me: I bet they do. Honestly, I’m lost for words.

Nell: You had better not be.

Me: No, you’re right. Sorry.

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