Me: Oh my goodness. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
Nell: Yes, even Ron Gilbert shed a tear when Jim presented those red roses to Harriet.
Me: I know.
Nell: David’s encore with Gladys and the chihuahuas was a little over the top. Throwing three in the air at one time. Reckless behaviour.
Me: It was exciting.
Nell: Rocky Martin and Rita Pawreno danced an amazing salsa. Anton called me to say they should be on Strictly.
Me: And all the cast joined in.
Nell: Yes, one of the Dartmouth Dachsunds slipped a disc and a Bichon Frise swallowed a sequin.
Me: Oh dear.
Nell: I warned them to take it easy but they got carried away.
Me: Along with the audience.
Nell: Yes, I enjoyed the corgis doing the conga and those Cavalier King Charles Spaniels did a very passable cha-cha.
Me: Whatever will you all do next?
Nell: Well, Hamilton approached me about David as he thought he would suit his rap musical. I said David is an excellent rapper but he is simply too young.
Me: Do you mean Lin-Manuel Miranda?
Nell: No. I mean Hamilton Hound, Rupert’s brother. The only Miranda I know is that funny girl with the small friend. She has Poppy and I in stitches. Do keep up.
Me: Yes, sorry.