Nell: I must say that young poodle with the dreadlocks took a surprisingly good photo.
Me: You look wonderful.
Nell: I wasn’t sure about giving the Daily Growl an exclusive but now I am glad I did.
Me: Yes, people are going to flock to see the show.
Nell: I’ve allowed the local press access to this evening’s dress rehearsal. The Torquay Terrier, The Paignton Pooch, The South Hams Hound, and The Kingsbridge and Salcombe Gazelle.
Me: I wonder why it’s a gazelle.
Nell: Don’t we all. Anyway, where are the rest of the papers? Poppy is preparing our Sunday roast so I thought I might indulge in a cup of Earl Grey and catch up with the latest news before The Archers.
Me: Good idea.
Nell: Hopefully our cast slept well after last night’s shenanigans.
Me: I did enjoy the dancing and fancy the Australian cattle dogs bringing a didjeridoo.
Nell: Awful thing. Sounded like a wounded sea lion.
Me: How do you know that?
Nell: From my time at the BBC, of course. David and I filmed an award winning documentary in Galapagos a few years ago.
Me: I never knew Dave was in Galapagos?
Nell: Not our David. Is he likely to be filming wildlife documentaries? Try and be a little realistic. David Attenborough.
Me: Yes, of course. Sorry.
