Nell: Well, this is all very intriguing.
Me: What is?
Nell: Mutley and the Bulldog Boys just paid a visit to Dominic Simmons in town.
Nell: They took a closer look at his business and it confirmed their suspicions. The jewellery he tried to sell us yesterday was fake.
Me: Gosh! Does The Cat know?
Nell: Mutley doesn’t think so. Apparently Dominic Simmons promised The Cat a few trinkets in return for introductions and it had no idea.
Me: It does like shiny things.
Nell: All fur coat and no manners. Anyway, it turns out that Dominic Simmons is being blackmailed.
Me: Goodness me. Who is blackmailing him?
Nell: A gang of criminals called The Beefies based in Plymouth. They are using him as a front for their fakes. The Firm knew stuff was coming up to London from the South West and that’s why the Bulldog Boys came down here.
Me: Which firm?
Nell: Honestly, The Firm. You know Mutley is the Dogfather.
Me: I never knew Mutley was Italian.
Nell: Of course Mutley isn’t Italian.
Me: Should we tell the police?
Nell: Certainly not. This is something Mutley and the Bulldog Boys are going to deal with.
Me: There isn’t going to be a drive past shooting is there?
Nell: Good grief. They are just going down to Plymouth tomorrow for a face to face meeting with the gang leader.
Me: I wish they wouldn’t.
Nell: And they are thinking of taking David with them.
Me: No, they can’t.
Nell: David will stay in the car and sound the horn if someone comes.
Me: It’s Baby Driver all over again. High speed car chases, people getting shot, lots of cool music on David’s headphones while he drives at top speed through the angry streets.
Nell: Don’t be ridiculous. David isn’t driving. I knew you shouldn’t have watched that film. Mutley will make sure David is safe.
Me: Yes. Sorry.