Me: Look at Harriet.
Nell: Yes. She’s in the garden in her favourite place just enjoying being home.
Me: It’s lovely to have you all back. The house has been so quiet.
Nell: It’s been an exciting few days but now we need to relax.
Me: I hope all this excitement hasn’t gone to the their heads.
Nell: David is convinced he should become an actor. He spent way too much time with the Suits people. I told him to talk to Tom Hardy. He is a little intense but grounded and understands dogs.
Me: Those actresses were incredibly glamorous weren’t they?
Nell: Meghan outshone them all. We did enjoy our tiaras.
Me: Has Mutley recovered?
Nell: He is dreadfully tired. I think the European tour is a bad idea. A studio album will do the trick.
Me: Poppy is baking again.
Nell: She promised to send Harry and Meghan some of her flapjacks and a few scones.
Me: They will like that.
Nell: I don’t believe it. Look at that animal!
Nell: David just walked past wearing my tiara.
Me: It was only on loan wasn’t it?
Nell: Of course. I’ll have to call the palace and explain.
Me: Oh dear.
Nell: I bet he is Snapchatting right now with James Corden. They were as thick as thieves at the wedding.
Me: It suits him in a strange way. Oh no!
Nell: Just tell me Poppy isn’t wearing the necklace over her apron.
Me: She is. Sorry.