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Surf Chasing

Me: And they’re off! Surf Chasing.

Nell: Good grief!

Me: Surf Dude Dave is in the lead. Ears flapping and paws thundering as he charges through the sea.

Nell: Surf Dude Dave?

Me: Closely followed on his left by the amazing Surf Sister Harriet, swift of paw and built for speed.

Nell: Surf Sister Harriet? Have you been drinking?

Me: Bringing up the rear to his right and poised for the kill is Surf Queen Nell the salty sea dog.

Nell: I beg your pardon. Salty sea dog and bringing up the rear? There is no rear about this.

Me: Well, you are at the back.

Nell: Harriet and I are on a par. It’s the angle. Anyway, I got the ball.

Me: Yes. You are the Surf Queen.

Nell: My Retrieving Skills are unparalleled.

Me: Although, to be fair Dave ran right past the ball and kept going and Harriet usually lets you have it.

Nell: That’s rich coming from someone who has trouble throwing a ball.

Me: Yes, sorry.

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