Me: Is Dave ok?

Nell: David is having some quiet after the altercations of this morning.

Me: What altercations?

Nell: I am afraid he fell foul of the farm dogs from next door.

Me: Oh no! Was there a fight?

Nell: No. Just verbal abuse but upsetting enough.

Me: Poor Dave.

Nell: They questioned his parentage.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: They suggested he wasn’t a pedigree labrador.

Me: But he is.

Nell: They even mentioned a Great Dane.

Me: Gosh.

Nell: Don’t worry. I found his Kennel Club papers and we went through them together.

Me: Anyway, there’s nothing wrong with a colourful past. Look at Poppy. Goodness knows what her background is.

Nell: Exactly.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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