Me: Have we got everything ordered? It’s nearly Christmas.
Nell; Relax. Let’s walk on the beach and surf a few waves.
Me: We don’t have the time, Nell. Why are you talking like the surfers?
Nell: What can I say? It’s the Devon way.
Me: I suppose it is. Take things slowly and enjoy life.
Nell: Do you fancy a hot chocolate on the beach?
Me: I would love one.
Nell: Yes, and we can go through your list.
Me: Thank you. That’s really helpful.
Nell: It’s the Devon way.
Me: Yes.
Nell: My present needs to be at the top.
Me: I know.
Nell: I asked for a ball.
Me: I know. You keep reminding me.
Nell: It’s the Devon way.
Me: How can that be the Devon way? Reminding people is the opposite of the Devon way.
Nell: It is what it is.
Me: You are so annoying.
Nell: Hot chocolate?
Me: Yes please.
Nell: Want to try the waves?
Me: Not really.
Nell: Walk on the beach then? Feel the wind in our hair?
Me: Yes. I know it’s the Devon way.
Nell: It’s our way now.
Me: Yes. Happy Christmas.
Nell: So, first on the list is a new ball for Nell. Come on don’t dawdle. Get writing.
Me: Sorry.
