Me: It’s International Puppy Day so I thought I would post a photo of you when you were little.
Nell: Yes.
Me: Look at your gorgeous little face and those paws. Adorable.
Nell: Yes.
Me: Puppies are wonderful.
Nell: Yes.
Me: We should wish everyone a Happy Puppy Day!
Nell: Should we?
Me: You don’t seem very enthusiastic.
Nell: It was yesterday.
Me: Sorry.