Nell: Nothing missing?
Me: Of course I missed you and Kev and Mutley and little Poppy.
Me: You seemed very pleased to see me when I got home last night. Snorting with joy.
Nell: I see no need to go into detail.
Me: I was really touched at how happy you were to have me home.
Nell: That was yesterday.
Nell: Happy Mother’s Day to all you wonderful mothers.
Me: That’s a lovely thing to say Nell. We do appreciate it.
Nell: The happy snorting was yesterday.
Me: Yes, sorry.