Nell is Five

Nell: It’s my birthday today. I am 5.

Me: I know. Happy Birthday darling Nell.

Nell: So where are you?

Me: I’m in Portugal.

Nell: Without me.

Me: Yes.

Nell: Another birthday alone.

Me: You aren’t alone you know. You have Kevin, Mutley and Poppy.

Nell: Not you though.

Me: No. I think you are having steak for dinner.

Nell: Steak?

Me: Yes.

Nell: If I told you I wasn’t going to be there on your birthday but I would give you a piece of steak would that make up for it?

Me: No.

Nell: I rest my case.

Me: Sorry.

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