Nell: Has Rupert come back from London yet?
Me: No, he’s still up there. Maybe he’s decided to take in the sights. There’s so much to see and enjoy in London.
Nell: Take in the sights? Who are you? The new Visit London representative?
Me: Just saying.
Nell: He might visit the King, I suppose. They did get on rather well the last time they met.
Me: I didn’t know they knew each other.
Nell: Oh yes. The King has a great appreciation of a well-knitted cardigan.
Me: I see. I know Mark Carney’s been in town so they might have had a Canadian catch-up.
Nell: It’s possible. I’ll be glad when he’s home.
Me: Let him have some fun, Nell.
Nell: Harriet doesn’t seem to be having much fun. Look at her face. Is it a fly?
Me: No, it’s just Veronica.
Nell: Veronica?
Me: Dave’s not bothered but Harriet can’t stand her.
Nell: Who is Veronica and why haven’t you told me about her?
Me: Veronica is a magic robot.
Nell: I beg your pardon?
Me: She vacuums and mops the floors.
Nell: Are you being serious?
Me: Kev used his birthday money to buy her. Chris sent us photos of his robot, Jeffrey, cleaning the house and we thought it was a good idea as there’s always lots of dog hair and dirty paw marks everywhere.
Nell: Are you telling me you have a robot living in your house?
Me: She’s only little and she’s very quiet and washes herself regularly.
Nell: I’m not interested in her cleaning habits.
Me: But that’s what she does. She’s a huge help.
Nell: Harriet doesn’t think so.
Me: She’ll get used to her.
Nell: Did you even consider the feelings of others?
Me: Dave’s fine.
Nell: Harriet isn’t.
Me: Sorry.
