Me: Witch-ing you a Happy Howl-oween.
Nell: Have you started already?
Me: Go big or gourd home.
Nell: Moving on, I notice you included Poppy in your photos today.
Me: Yes, I did. I know she’s having a Pirate Party up there and it’s how I like to think of her.
Nell: Why is Nigel wearing a feathered hat?
Me: He chose it from The Cat’s dressing-up box. I think he looks eerie-sistible.
Nell: Good grief. But David is the Mayor of Kingsbridge.
Me: Except he isn’t.
Nell: He will be.
Me: You might be fright.
Nell: How are you feeling today?
Me: Spook-tacular. Howl you doin?
Nell: It’s a serious question.
Me: Just creepin it real.
Nell: Stop.
Me: Orange you excited about Halloween?
Nell: Not when I have to go through ridiculous conversations like this.
Me: What’s a monster’s favourite game?
Nell: I have no idea.
Me: Hide and shriek.
Nell: Very droll.
Me: Want to hear some skeleton puns? They’re very humerus.
Nell: No, I do not. Have you quite finished?
Me: Probably not.
Nell: Behind all this frivolity you sound tired.
Me: I am. It’s taken it out of me more than I thought.
Nell: Maybe you can have a quiet evening while everyone is at the Beefy Halloween Ball?
Me: Maybe? Although I enjoy seeing all the village children all dressed up. Kev is really going to town on the decorations this year.
Nell: It’s the actor in him.
Me: Yes, and he loves seeing the children’s little faces light up.
Nell: I know he does.
Me: Witch you were here with me.
Nell: Here we go again.
Me: Are these puns driving you batty?
Nell: Yes.
Me: Ghouls just wanna have fun.
Nell: Enough.
Me: Best fiends forever?
Nell: I give up.
Me: Sorry.
