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Anonymous and Sprawly

Nell: Harriet and David seem to be enjoying themselves.

Me: Yes. We found an interesting thing on our walk.

Nell: What did you find?

Me: A house in a tree.

Nell: A tree house for lions and tigers? I’ve known about that since they built it last year.

Me: No. Beauregard, Roary and Mrs King’s house is in the grounds of the Stately Home.

Nell: And?

Me: This was on our usual walk.

Nell: What kind of house?

Me: A small bird house. Really high up.

Nell: I see.

Me: And only the one.

Nell: Not an estate then?

Me: No. Talking of estates, I have some troubling news.

Nell: What is it?

Me: A big developer wants to build 40 new houses in our beautiful village.

Nell; Oh no.

Me: We’re not happy.

Nell: Of course you’re not.

Me: Nobody knows how the village is going to cope.

Nell: This is a worry.

Me: Yes, there have been village meetings and we are all writing to the council to see if it can be stopped.

Nell: Good.

Me: It’s not that newcomers aren’t welcome it’s that the infrastructure won’t be able to cope with so many at once.

Nell: We were welcomed.

Me: Yes, we were. This is such a special little village. We don’t want it to become all anonymous and sprawly.

Nell: I can’t think of anything worse.

Me: It’s a worry.

Nell: At least there’s only one bird house.

Me: Yes, it wouldn’t be the same if there were rows and rows of them on every tree.

Nell: It would not.

Me: Just imagine if they put 40 tree houses in the Stately Home’s grounds and filled them with lions and tigers.

Nell: Would you calm down, please? You’re getting completely carried away again.

Me: Sorry.

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