Nell: I see David’s wearing his favourite toy over his head again.
Me: Jane, Ann and Lisa came to clean the house and he likes to make them laugh.
Nell: I remember. They call it his halo.
Me: Fortunately they love dogs because there’s an awful lot of dog hair.
Nell: Nothing to be done. Harriet seems serious?
Me: Dave stole one of the cleaning cloths after she told him not to.
Nell: Naughty animal.
Me: He just loves showing off. Darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy.
Nell: He shouldn’t steal.
Me: They didn’t mind.
Nell: Harriet’s his older sister. He should listen to her
Me: Only by a few minutes.
Nell: Since my departure she’s been trying to maintain standards.
Me: I’ve noticed her doing quite a few things you used to do.
Nell: Good for her.
Me: She walks me down the stairs.
Nell: Caring girl.
Me: She always eats her vegetables and salad and she’s started grumbling.
Nell: I don’t grumble.
Me: You most definitely do, Nell. You’re famous for grumbling.
Nell: I simply like to make my opinions and feelings clear. Everyone should be heard.
Me: Even Oscar, The Great Barberino? Is he still serenading you, by the way?
Nell: I’m glad to say he’s moved on but sad to say not very far.
Me: What do you mean?
Nell: I think he’s developed a bit of a crush on Poppy.
Me: Brave animal.
Nell: And worryingly enough Poppy seems to like it.
Me: Really?
Nell: She’s wearing a feathered hat and high boots today which is always a sign.
Me: A sign of what?
Nell: High Spirits. She’s invited Oscar to tea and is baking her scones.
Me: Lucky Oscar.
Nell: You’d better hope he puts the jam on before the cream.
Me: You’re right. Sorry.
