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Bluebells or Squirrels?

Nell: David and Harriet seem transfixed. What are they looking at?

Me: Bluebells. They’re everywhere at the moment. The countryside is so beautiful.

Nell: I remember.

Me: There’s nothing like Devon in spring. it’s my favourite time of the year.

Nell: I don’t think they’re looking at bluebells.

Me: They are, Nell.

Nell: They don’t care about bluebells.

Me: Yes, they do.

Nell: I think they’re looking for squirrels.

Me: Squirrels?

Nell: Yes.

Me: Why are they looking for squirrels?

Nell; Because that’s what we dogs do. You might think we’re admiring the countryside but we’re actually hoping to spot a squirrel.

Me: Gosh.

Nell: Or a rabbit.

Me: Dave loves chasing rabbits. I’ve never seen him run as fast as when that rabbit got into the activity field.

Nell: He caught it.

Me: Yes, he did but he didn’t harm it and he let it go again when we asked him to.

Nell: We Labradors have soft mouths.

Me: You do.

Nell: I’m afraid Poppy and Mutley could not be trusted to let a rabbit go.

Me: They’re terriers, Nell.

Nell: Poppy never really lets anything go, truth be told.

Me: Do you have rabbits and squirrels up there?

Nell: We have everything. But nobody is supposed to be chased or caught.

Me: Does Poppy know that?

Nell: She does, although Knowing doesn’t necessarily mean Doing in her case.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: She wants to go on a Heffalump Hunt.

Me: That’s dreadful.

Nell: Don’t worry. There won’t be any Catching.

Me: Are you sure?

Nell: Yes. It’s all about Finding.

Me: What if the Heffalump doesn’t want be found?

Nell: Nobody does.

Me: I wouldn’t.

Nell: Nobody’s going to hunt you. You’re not a Heffalump.

Me: I feel like one sometimes.

Nell: Don’t be silly.

Me: Sorry.

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