Nell: That’s Ann with David and Harriet.
Me: Yes. I just found out Ann reads our conversations every day so I said let’s take a photo.
Nell: Where was I?
Me: You were in the kitchen with Jane.
Nell: Why didn’t you take a photo of us?
Me: Jane doesn’t like having her photo taken.
Nell: I completely understand.
Me: So do I.
Nell: Although I’m used to it by now.
Me: You should be.
Nell: We’d be lost without Ann, Jane and Lisa, wouldn’t we?
Me: We certainly would. I’m afraid hoovering and cleaning isn’t as easy for me nowadays as it used to be.
Nell: Ann has a soft spot for Nigel.
Me: She does.
Nell: And Jane loves David.
Me: Everyone loves Dave but you get plenty of attention and so does Harriet.
Nell: They never complain about all the dog hair.
Me: No, and they’re always happy to give you dogs lots of cuddles.
Nell: Did I see Ann with our book?
Me: Yes, I gave her a signed copy of ‘Conversations with Nell’ for Christmas.
Nell: What about Jane?
Me: She already has one.
Nell: You should remind everyone that our book is the perfect Christmas present.
Me: Yes. It’s available on Amazon and at all good bookshops.
Nell: If anyone wants a signed copy you can send them a signed bookplate to put in the front for a small cost to cover the postage.
Me: I can. Just message me with what you want me to write and your address.
Nell: The link to the book on Amazon in the UK is https://amzn.eu/d/hwIbKH3 and in the US is https://a.co/d/hZUCctq.
Me: It really would make a lovely present even if I say it myself.
Nell: You have every right to say it.
Me: Yes. Sorry.
