Nell: Some interesting news has come to my ears.
Me: Do tell.
Nell: It’s about a certain video someone took of me.
Me: Of you?
Nell: Yes, of me politely requesting my tea.
Me: Requesting, or demanding?
Nell: I may have emphasised my point with a little vigour.
Me: You stamped your paw, Nell.
Nell: I knew it was you behind this.
Me: Of course it was me.
Nell: You shared that video.
Me: It’s what I do.
Nell: You didn’t only share it here with our friends. You shared it on that clock place.
Me: You mean Tik Tok.
Nell: Yes, the one where the young people go.
Me: Not only young people, but yes, I did. Who told you?
Nell: Roary. He’s on there all the time. He showed it to Mrs King and she said she’d already seen it.
Me: Good for her.
Nell: And then my friend Dorothy texted me on my iBone to ask if I realised I was a Tik Tok Sensation.
Me: You are. We’ve had more than 50,000 views and hundreds of comments. People love you.
Nell: You should have asked me first.
Me: I didn’t think you would mind.
Nell: I don’t want to be just another Tik Tok dog.
Me: I wanted to introduce you to a different audience.
Nell: I see.
Me: Harriet and Dave were in the video, too.
Nell: But I was the star?
Me: Definitely.
Nell: I suppose I can just about cope with all the attention.
Me: I thought you might.
Nell: So people really love me?
Me: They adore you.
Nell: Does this mean I can have my tea as early as I like?
Me: No, it does not.
Nell: But I’m a Tik Tok Sensation.
Me: You’re going to have to wait. Sorry.
