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Where Were You?

Nell: Where did you go yesterday afternoon?

Me: I went for a long walk.

Nell: Without us?

Me: Dave and Harriet had just been for a walk with Kev and I knew you were going for a short one later.

Nell: You shouldn’t go on walks without one of us.

Me: Why not? Very occasionally I just want some alone time.

Nell: Why?

Me: To collect my thoughts.

Nell: Good luck with that.

Me: You might be right and actually it felt rather strange without you.

Nell: I could have told you that.

Me: It’s just that you and I have to go on very short walks now, Nell, and I really needed a long one.

Nell: I would prefer it if you took one of the Puppies.

Me: I can’t manage Dave on my own and it didn’t seem fair to only take Harriet.

Nell: I don’t like you walking alone. David will understand. Or you could take a llama?

Me: I’ll take Harriet next time.

Nell: Good. Now, it’s Friday today.

Me: Yes. My favourite day of the week.

Nell: What do you feel about pizza in front of the television this evening?

Me: Sounds perfect to me.

Nell: I’ve invited Lionel King and Lady Anwen.

Me: You’ve done what?

Nell: They were going to be spending the evening alone with a ready meal for one otherwise.

Me: You don’t know that.

Nell: I overheard them discussing it at the bus stop.

Me: I don’t trust either of them.

Nell: What day of the week is it?

Me: Friday.

Nell: And what day of the week were you born?

Me: Friday.

Nell: And what is Friday’s Child?

Me: Loving and giving.

Nell: I rest my case. The least you can do is share a pizza.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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