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It’s Cold in Toronto

Me: Look at darling Marvin, all snuggled up.

Nell: It’s very cold in Toronto.

Me: I know. Chris sent me photos of the snow. It looks beautiful.

Nell: Marvin is from Texas. He feels the cold.

Me: He went on quite a journey when Chris and Shannon rescued him, didn’t he?

Nell: Yes. In more ways than one.

Me: I can’t wait to finally meet him in August when I fly over for the wedding.

Nell: Excuse me?

Me: I’m flying over to Toronto in August. I told you.

Nell: What about me?

Me: You’ll be fine. Kev is staying home with you all.

Nell: If Chris is getting married, I should be there.

Me: Well, you can’t be, Nell. You wouldn’t like flying and there’s no way we could afford it.

Nell: I’ve flown before, you know.

Me: That was with Poppy in her helicopter. Anyway, I need you here looking after everyone.

Nell: Talking of looking after people, why was David upstairs last night? He was told to stay downstairs.

Me: I heard him crying at the bottom of the stairs so I had to let him upstairs, Nell.

Nell: He was supposed to be Giving You Space. You’re not very well at the moment.

Me: It’s just a sore throat. Nothing to worry about.

Nell: He sits on you.

Me: I know he does. It’s his way of letting me know he’s there.

Nell: He has to stop. The insects live in fear of their lives.

Me: He wouldn’t sit on Henry and Horst.

Nell: Have you heard from your friend Roi today?

Me: Not yet.

Nell: You know Roi means ‘king’ in French, don’t you?

Me: Oh yes.

Nell: You’re probably friends with the head of NOIR.

Me: How exciting.

Nell: I give up.

Me: Sorry.

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