Me: I have to say this, Nell. If they awarded Oscars in the animal world, Dave would definitely win one for his performance in the activity field.
Nell: What are you talking about?
Me: When those huge rooks flew over us, followed by a flock of Beefies, he looked absolutely terrified. He even made his ears fly. It was amazing.
Nell: That’s because he was absolutely terrified.
Me: Seriously?
Nell: Where have you been the last few days?
Me: I’ve been here.
Nell: Don’t you realise how much trouble David is in because of the missing diamonds?
Me: They aren’t missing any more. Sally collected them.
Nell: Would you mind lowering your voice, please?
Me: But she did. I checked behind the Stuffed Tiger this morning and the box had gone.
Nell: I expressly forbade you from doing that.
Me: I know. I couldn’t help myself.
Nell: You most certainly could. It was wilful and dangerous.
Me: I was only standing on a chair.
Nell: I don’t mean that, although at your age you’d probably be best not climbing onto chairs. I’m talking about the Beefies and NOIR.
Me: They couldn’t see me.
Nell: They see more than you think.
Me: You don’t really think Dave is in danger, do you? I couldn’t bear anything to happen to my Big Brave Beautiful Boy.
Nell: As long as Sally’s visit remains a secret all will be well.
Me: Oh dear.
Nell: What does that mean?
Me: I might have asked Dave how long she was staying.
Nell: When?
Me: In the activity field when those birds flew over.
Nell: I don’t believe this.
Me: They might not have heard me. I didn’t shout very loudly.
Nell: We need to tell Sally and get David to safety right now.
Me: Yes. Sorry.
