Nell: Please tell me we don’t have a viewing today.
Me: It’s Sunday, Nell. There are no viewings on a Sunday.
Nell: Well, thank goodness for that.
Me: The last two couples really loved the house, so you never know.
Nell: Good.
Me: It’s a strange feeling because we need an offer but I don’t want to leave.
Nell: Now, Sunday Songs today is based on the word Darling.
Me: What a good idea.
Nell: Jolly Furs will be performing his smash hit ‘Dear Darlin’.
Me: Do you mean Olly Murs the singer? I heard he married someone from Devon.
Nell: No. I mean Jolly Furs the English Springer Spaniel. I don’t know if his wife is from Devon.
Me: My mistake.
Nell: Harriet is going to make a guest appearance dancing with David.
Me: Is that allowed?
Nell: We need to get the public voting for her.
Me: Yes, and not for that seagull, or lion.
Nell: Besides, everybody is trying to influence the vote.
Me: Are they?
Nell: Did you receive an invitation to The Cat’s Silver Darling Party this evening?
Me: I did.
Nell: Do you know what they are?
Me: What?
Nell: Silver Darlings.
Me: No.
Nell: Herring.
Me: I thought it was a fancy dress party where we wear silver and say ‘darling’ all the time like The Cat does.
Nell: It is, but we’ll be eating herring.
Me: I love herring.
Nell: Sundays are for roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Me: We’re still having a roast for lunch, Nell. The Hoffmanns must be over the moon. Herring is ever so popular in Germany.
Nell: Stop talking about fish. The Beefies are gathering and it looks like Stephen Seagull is going to perform a Beach Boys song with the Beefy choir.
Me: Oh no. Sorry.
