Nell: David and the Stuffed Tiger would like a word with you, please.
Me: Oh dear, what have I done now?
Nell: There are rumours circling that you have been asked to Declutter.
Me: Yes. The estate agents feel the living room is a little too busy.
Nell: The Stuffed Tiger, in particular, feels that Decluttering might lead to his demise.
Me: Not demise, Nell. He may simply have to be moved.
Nell: He likes it where he is. Behind the yellow chair.
Me: To be honest, the yellow chair might have to be moved, too.
Nell: Have you no thought for the innocent animals who need to rest their weary paws on that chair?
Me: They can use one of the sofas.
Nell: That is not the same and you know it.
Me: What can I do? We love our clutter but other people don’t.
Nell: This is as bad as yesterday’s abandonment.
Me: Abandonment?
Nell: Look at David’s face. It says it all.
Me: Kev and I had an appointment in Totnes.
Nell: You took Chris away from David.
Me: We thought he might enjoy a walk around the town.
Nell: And yesterday evening?
Me: We went to the Church House Inn for an early birthday celebration. Chris invited us.
Nell: Without me?
Me: The walk back is too much for you nowadays.
Nell: Was the dinner good?
Me: It was delicious. We can’t afford to do that anymore so it was a real treat.
Nell: We had leftovers, if you’re interested.
Me: Leftovers can be lovely.
Nell: Lionel doesn’t like anything to go to waste.
Me: Good for him.
Nell: You’re not supposed to celebrate your birthday without us.
Me: I had to. Chris leaves on Monday and my birthday isn’t until 30th. I’ll celebrate again. Sorry.
