The Canadian Twins

Me: What are you doing?

Nell: Dictating my notes from yesterday’s meeting.

Me: What meeting?

Nell: You’re very nosey for this time of the morning.

Me: I didn’t know anything about a meeting.

Nell: You weren’t invited.

Me: Who was the meeting with?

Nell: Our producers, if you must know.

Me: Your producers?

Nell: Yes, that’s what I just said.

Me: But the meeting with Shel and Theresa is this evening.

Nell: I’m not talking about Shel and Theresa. I said our producers.

Me: Who are your producers?

Nell: The Canadian twins.

Me: Who?

Nell: Snoopy and Lucy. Snoopy is based in the city of Vancouver and Lucy in the woods near Montréal.

Me: I don’t know Snoopy and Lucy.

Nell: We do.

Me: Do you mean you dogs?

Nell: Amongst others. The SAG is open to all animals.

Me: Are you talking about The Screen Actors Guild?

Nell: It’s The Screen Animals Guild. Do keep up.

Me: Why do you need secret meetings?

Nell: They aren’t secret. I’m writing the notes now so members can see them later.

Me: Oh, that’s good to hear. I look forward to reading them.

Nell: I’m afraid you don’t meet the necessary criteria.

Me: Are you sure?

Nell: Are you an animal?

Me: I could be an honorary one.

Nell: Let me put it to the vote and get back to you.

Me: I don’t like being shut out of things.

Nell: Welcome to my world.

Me: What’s that supposed to mean?

Nell: I don’t see my invitation to your zoom call this evening.

Me: Would you like one?

Nell: I most certainly would.

Me: I’ll ask Theresa.

Nell: It’s called Conversations with Nell for a reason.

Me: Can I be an honorary animal now?

Nell: Your request is pending.

Me: Right. Sorry.

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