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Happy 4th July

Me: Is there some sort of party going on outside?

Nell: It’s Babycakes Gillespie and the llamas. They’re celebrating 4th July.

Me: I know Babycakes is from the United States but the llamas aren’t.

Nell: Llamas don’t care about that. They just love celebrating and he can’t party on his own.

Me: True. How Harriet can sleep through it all is beyond me.

Nell: She was up late zooming with Sally and before you ask me, I don’t know why.

Me: You’re not going to believe this.

Nell: That’s my line.

Me: The Great Barberino is riding around the field on Beauregard’s back.

Nell: I’m not surprised. It turns out that wild tigers can be cuddled.

Me: Beauregard didn’t mind?

Nell: No. After a little hesitation he decided he rather liked Oscar Barberino.

Me: Gosh.

Nell: So much so that he spent the night in the Tree House with Mrs King and little Roary.

Me: Roary isn’t very little anymore.

Nell: No. Lion cubs have a tendency to grow.

Me: I wonder what The Great Barberino thought when he woke up next to a tiger and two lions?

Nell: Don’t forget Oliver the opossum.

Me: Oh yes. I hope your friend doesn’t spoil things.

Nell: Dorothy has never been in a tree house in her life.

Me: I’m talking about that wretched lion.

Nell: Lionel King is a changed animal. He’s even offered to take The Great Barberino for a sail around the island.

Me: Oscar is afraid of water.

Nell: He can wear a life jacket.

Me: And he can bring Beauregard.

Nell: That’s a terrible idea. You know Beauregard and Lionel are arch enemies.

Me: Now they’re playing toss the bagel.

Nell: Over a stick?

Me: No. Into the mouth. Dave’s joining in.

Nell: Good grief.

Me: Sorry.

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