Nell: Where’s Kev?
Me: I don’t know. In his studio I expect.
Nell: We need to find him now.
Me: Leave him be. It was really beautiful down on the beach, wasn’t it?
Nell: Yes, it was.
Me: Cold but sunny. Just as I like it.
Nell: I’m afraid you’re not going to like what I’m about to show you.
Me: You’re being awfully dramatic, Nell.
Nell: You need to take a look at the Daily Growl and then you’ll understand.
Me: I’m not in the mood for reading newspapers. They’re always full of doom and gloom.
Nell: There’s a photo on the front page you should see.
Nell: It’s of Kev.
Me: Kev’s on the front page? Is it a good photo?
Me: Oh dear. Let me see it then. What?
Nell: It’s shocking, isn’t it?
Me: ‘Jewel Thief Caught on Camera.’
Me: Why is Kev wearing my stripy t-shirt?
Nell: That’s the least of our problems. Look what he’s carrying.
Me: A swag bag. He doesn’t have a swag bag.
Nell: I know that.
Me: And if he did he wouldn’t walk around carrying it full of jewels wearing my t-shirt.
Nell: I know that too.
Me: It’s a set up.
Nell: Yes, Sherlock, we know it is.
Me: Who would do such a thing?
Nell: My guess is the Beefies are behind all this. Stephen Seagull has several contacts at the Daily Growl.
Me: Has Kev seen it yet?
Nell: No. We thought it might be best if you showed it to him.
Me: Would you come with me?
Nell: Yes, and we’ll ask David too.
Me: Good idea. I could do with a Dave cuddle.
Nell: All cuddles are for Kev. He’s the one who’s been framed.
Me: Yes. Sorry.