It’s a Set Up

Nell: Where’s Kev?

Me: I don’t know. In his studio I expect.

Nell: We need to find him now.

Me: Leave him be. It was really beautiful down on the beach, wasn’t it?

Nell: Yes, it was.

Me: Cold but sunny. Just as I like it.

Nell: I’m afraid you’re not going to like what I’m about to show you.

Me: You’re being awfully dramatic, Nell.

Nell: You need to take a look at the Daily Growl and then you’ll understand.

Me: I’m not in the mood for reading newspapers. They’re always full of doom and gloom.

Nell: There’s a photo on the front page you should see.

Me: Why?

Nell: It’s of Kev.

Me: Kev’s on the front page? Is it a good photo?

Nell: No.

Me: Oh dear. Let me see it then. What?

Nell: It’s shocking, isn’t it?

Me: ‘Jewel Thief Caught on Camera.’

Nell: Yes.

Me: Why is Kev wearing my stripy t-shirt?

Nell: That’s the least of our problems. Look what he’s carrying.

Me: A swag bag. He doesn’t have a swag bag.

Nell: I know that.

Me: And if he did he wouldn’t walk around carrying it full of jewels wearing my t-shirt.

Nell: I know that too.

Me: It’s a set up.

Nell: Yes, Sherlock, we know it is.

Me: Who would do such a thing?

Nell: My guess is the Beefies are behind all this. Stephen Seagull has several contacts at the Daily Growl.

Me: Has Kev seen it yet?

Nell: No. We thought it might be best if you showed it to him.

Me: Would you come with me?

Nell: Yes, and we’ll ask David too.

Me: Good idea. I could do with a Dave cuddle.

Nell: All cuddles are for Kev. He’s the one who’s been framed.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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