David Makes a Decision

Me: I wish you wouldn’t wake me like this.

Nell: Like what?

Me: Dave putting his face right next to mine and then you all lined up waiting beside him.

Nell: We have news.

Me: I don’t think I can cope with news after yesterday.

Nell: It was a beautiful funeral.

Me: The sight of Emma, The Queen’s pony, with her scarf on her saddle and then her corgis Sandy and Muick waiting for her at Windsor.

Nell: Yes. So, PC Panda was here this morning.

Me: Nice of him to pop by.

Nell: It wasn’t a friendly visit.

Me: How odd. He’s usually such a cheerful chap.

Nell: He came here on official business.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: He’s arrested Rupert.

Me: PC Panda’s arrested Knitwear Wolf?

Nell: That’s what I just said.

Me: Has he gone mad? Rupert would never do anything bad.

Nell: I agree.

Me: What’s he supposed to have done?

Nell: Aided and abetted a known criminal to escape.

Me: Who?

Nell: Lady Anwen.

Me: No.

Nell: Remember how you said you saw him taking a Veiled Corgi away in his sidecar?

Me: Yes.

Nell: It was Lady Anwen.

Me: So she’s been here the whole time?

Nell: Yes, until a few days ago.

Me: But what about the one who likes poached eggs?

Nell: It was Eggs Benedict to be exact.

Me: Same thing.

Nell: It most certainly isn’t. Eggs Benedict are served on an English muffin with a slice of ham and covered in Hollandaise sauce.

Me: Fine, but where is that Veiled Corgi?

Nell: Downstairs about to be unveiled.

Me: By Dave?

Nell: Yes. David has Come to a Decision. He needs to act now.

Me: I agree.

Nell: Well, get up then, we need you as a witness.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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