We all have different sides

Me: Poppy is a proper softy on the sly.

Nell: What are you talking about?

Me: You should see her having a special cuddle with Kev in the yellow chair. It’s not the Poppy we know.

Nell: Poppy has many sides to her. As do we all.

Me: True. I’m developing my strong side.

Nell: Really?

Me: Yes. Kev can’t do anything strenuous for the next 6 weeks so it’s all down to me.

Nell: With a little help from us all.

Me: Dave was awfully good on his walk. He kept close and didn’t pull. Darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy.

Nell: David knows how to behave. Sometimes.

Me: Is there any news on The Cat’s store card, by the way?

Nell: It seems The Cat is not the only one.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: My friend Dorothy has been banned from Starbarks.

Me: What did she do?

Nell: Ordered several blueberry muffins and a caramel frappuccino on her Starbarks card and left without paying.

Me: I didn’t know you could do that.

Nell: Yes, order on your iBone and pay on collection.

Me: Or not, as the case may be.

Nell: Quite. And Dorothy doesn’t even like caramel.

Me: Why did she order it?

Nell: She didn’t.

Me: Who collected them then?

Nell: A Beefy in a chauffeur’s cap. It said Dorothy would pay later.

Me: The cheek of it.

Nell: I know. As I said to Dorothy, ‘If I had a chauffeur, which I have done in the past, I certainly wouldn’t choose a Beefy.’

Me: Who would?

Nell: There are a couple of suspects.

Me: Yes. Someone who likes blueberry muffins, scotch eggs and caramel frappuccinos. It wasn’t Dave, was it?

Nell: Good grief. It’s not about the food. Who has a Beefy chauffeur?

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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