Nell: The patient is doing well.
Me: I noticed you and Kev having a special moment together.
Nell: Which David ruined by arriving with a tea towel.
Me: He was just bringing you a gift.
Nell: He was supposed to be helping Manuel dry the dishes.
Me: My darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy. He can’t help being affectionate.
Nell; David has been told to Tone it Down and to Exercise Restraint.
Me: It’s not in his nature.
Nell: It’s not in that tiger’s nature either. Who wants to be woken up by a tiger playing the trumpet?
Me: It was a bit loud.
Nell: And who booked the Welsh Corgi Choir? It’s Friday not Sunday.
Me: I think they just wanted to show Kev they were thinking of him.
Nell: I am organising his convalescence and Kev needs rest.
Me: Yes, he does.
Nell: Which is why we’ve postponed The Growl on Sunday to the weekend after next.
Me: We’re very sorry that it has been delayed.
Nell: Everyone will understand. Having to wait will make it all the more enjoyable.
Me: I hope so.
Nell: So there is still time for people to sign up or contact us with any questions.
Me: Absolutely. I know Jamie and Kev love hearing from our readers.
Nell: Now, Poppy says Kev has requested spaghetti bolognese for his dinner.
Me: Yes, it’s what he felt like.
Nell: I’m afraid tigers are not allowed to eat in the house so Beauregard is going to have to take his dinner up to the tree house.
Me: That’s a bit harsh.
Nell: Did you see the amount of butter that animal managed to spread about the house?
Me: It was a lot.
Nell: Just imagine what he could do with spaghetti bolognese.
Me: You’re right. Sorry.