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David gets in the way

Nell: The patient is doing well.

Me: I noticed you and Kev having a special moment together.

Nell: Which David ruined by arriving with a tea towel.

Me: He was just bringing you a gift.

Nell: He was supposed to be helping Manuel dry the dishes.

Me: My darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy. He can’t help being affectionate.

Nell; David has been told to Tone it Down and to Exercise Restraint.

Me: It’s not in his nature.

Nell: It’s not in that tiger’s nature either. Who wants to be woken up by a tiger playing the trumpet?

Me: It was a bit loud.

Nell: And who booked the Welsh Corgi Choir? It’s Friday not Sunday.

Me: I think they just wanted to show Kev they were thinking of him.

Nell: I am organising his convalescence and Kev needs rest.

Me: Yes, he does.

Nell: Which is why we’ve postponed The Growl on Sunday to the weekend after next.

Me: We’re very sorry that it has been delayed.

Nell: Everyone will understand. Having to wait will make it all the more enjoyable.

Me: I hope so.

Nell: So there is still time for people to sign up or contact us with any questions.

Me: Absolutely. I know Jamie and Kev love hearing from our readers.

Nell: Now, Poppy says Kev has requested spaghetti bolognese for his dinner.

Me: Yes, it’s what he felt like.

Nell: I’m afraid tigers are not allowed to eat in the house so Beauregard is going to have to take his dinner up to the tree house.

Me: That’s a bit harsh.

Nell: Did you see the amount of butter that animal managed to spread about the house?

Me: It was a lot.

Nell: Just imagine what he could do with spaghetti bolognese.

Me: You’re right. Sorry.

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